About Layoff Simulator

Welcome to the place where career anxiety meets comedy! We're here to help you laugh in the face of corporate uncertainty.

Why did I build this?

Because someone had to bring the joy of unemployment to the masses! Plus, my therapist suggested I channel my corporate PTSD into something productive.

Why would I want to simulate being fired?

Think of it as a corporate fire drill. It's all the fun of losing your job without the pesky side effect of actually losing your paycheck!

Is this legal?

As legal as that 'optional' team building exercise your boss makes you attend every year. We're not lawyers, but we're pretty sure simulating layoffs isn't a crime... yet.

Can I use this to actually fire someone?

Nice try, Horrible Boss! We're in the business of simulating emotional trauma, not creating it. Please stick to firing people the old-fashioned way - via Post-it note.

Will this help me cope with my fear of being laid off?

Nothing cures the fear of job loss like a daily dose of simulated career destruction. It's like exposure therapy, but with more GIFs and less actual risk.